So, he thinks he’s a clever little minx.

My baby sister was liberated last night. Liberated from the clutches of a complete and utter asshole. That’s right, my sister is single once again! And the happiest I’ve seen her since the day I moved back home!

And, yes, I had my hand in it…well, I did send an email to him after she broke up with his ass.

What did it say?

So, you think you’re smart, and that you’re doing this shit behind Caitlin’s back. NEWSFLASH, fucker. Your absolute GENIOUS in getting a “secret” MySpace account, and then being stupid enough to add Sand Creek to your profile…….f’ing genious. Truly genious. I mean, Sand Creek is SO huge. Like no one on MySpace that is in Sand Creek doesn’t know at least ONE member of my family, fucktard.
By the way, check your email. My sister has written you for, what I hope will be, the last fucking time. You’ve hurt my sister for the LAST time.
If you reply, just know that it will most likely be read out loud to my family. Because we’re tight like that. Also, I may just print out a few thousand copies and throw them in the wind. Because I’m a bitch like that.
C-ya, fucker.

My mom and dad were….taken aback at my poetic use of the f-bomb, which……….used to be a daily occurance, and now I get to use for special occasions like……….when an asshole treats my little sister like shit.

First, before I show you the link to what it is now, I’ll show you what was up there originally:

http://www.cgrealms.com/jenx/mikemaynardisanasshole.zip

After you’ve read that, and seen his ugly ass face, you can read what’s up there now.

Click here

So, Mike. You think you’re all slick. You think you’re the shit. You think that you are such a hot-ass guy.

Let me tell you something. The BEST thing ever happened to my baby sister last night. Not only are you out of her life, but, SHE’S HAPPY ABOUT IT. Yeah, her heart hurts a little. Mostly because you’re a lying sack of shit. But, you know, it’s much better this way. She’s going to go to college, able to experience life, and very much away from you.

So, go to eastern. Play your precious fucking paintball. And, know that, not only has most of the big huge town of Sand Creek read what was originally on your MySpace page, thanks to the cunning skillz of OUR PRINTER (dumbass), This shit is on the ‘net for ANYONE to see.

And, just in case anyone is searching for you, googling you, I want to make sure that me saying MIKE MAYNARD IS AN ASSHOLE comes up front and center in their searching. Which is why I’m posting this in every place I have a blog.

Smooches!

Jeni