Ok, really, when I put in “No Doubt”, I don’t think I want to hear “The Ketchup Song”. And, when I search for “Bjork”, I’m not expecting to hear “Celine Dion”. As a matter of fact, at NO time do I want to hear Ms. Dion. I would rather run a hot poker in one ear and out the other.

However, I am liking some of the new stuff that I’m hearing, which is good. But, the fact that you’re even listing stuff like Destiny’s Child for me (which, by their own right, are a bunch of talented singers, just in no way my style) suggests that either:

• You’re out to insult my intelligence.
• You’re paid to play certain songs.
• You want me to pay so I don’t get the sucktastic music.
• All of the above.

On that note, here’s a pretty boi