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‘Nuff said
My baby sister was liberated last night. Liberated from the clutches of a complete and utter asshole. That’s right, my sister is single once again! And the happiest I’ve seen her since the day I moved back home!
And, yes, I had my hand in it…well, I did send an email to him after she broke up with his ass.
What did it say?
So, you think you’re smart, and that you’re doing this shit behind Caitlin’s back. NEWSFLASH, fucker. Your absolute GENIOUS in getting a “secret” MySpace account, and then being stupid enough to add Sand Creek to your profile…….f’ing genious. Truly genious. I mean, Sand Creek is SO huge. Like no one on MySpace that is in Sand Creek doesn’t know at least ONE member of my family, fucktard.
By the way, check your email. My sister has written you for, what I hope will be, the last fucking time. You’ve hurt my sister for the LAST time.
If you reply, just know that it will most likely be read out loud to my family. Because we’re tight like that. Also, I may just print out a few thousand copies and throw them in the wind. Because I’m a bitch like that.
C-ya, fucker.
My mom and dad were….taken aback at my poetic use of the f-bomb, which……….used to be a daily occurance, and now I get to use for special occasions like……….when an asshole treats my little sister like shit.
First, before I show you the link to what it is now, I’ll show you what was up there originally:
http://www.cgrealms.com/jenx/mikemaynardisanasshole.zip
After you’ve read that, and seen his ugly ass face, you can read what’s up there now.
So, Mike. You think you’re all slick. You think you’re the shit. You think that you are such a hot-ass guy.
Let me tell you something. The BEST thing ever happened to my baby sister last night. Not only are you out of her life, but, SHE’S HAPPY ABOUT IT. Yeah, her heart hurts a little. Mostly because you’re a lying sack of shit. But, you know, it’s much better this way. She’s going to go to college, able to experience life, and very much away from you.
So, go to eastern. Play your precious fucking paintball. And, know that, not only has most of the big huge town of Sand Creek read what was originally on your MySpace page, thanks to the cunning skillz of OUR PRINTER (dumbass), This shit is on the ‘net for ANYONE to see.
And, just in case anyone is searching for you, googling you, I want to make sure that me saying MIKE MAYNARD IS AN ASSHOLE comes up front and center in their searching. Which is why I’m posting this in every place I have a blog.
Smooches!
Jeni
Ok, so, I’ve just come in from outside, and I’ve realised that there is really no way on earth that Brodie will be a normal Kid™. I tried, valliantly, to get him to run through the sprinklers with me. I mean, what kid wouldn’t want a mom who does fun things like run through sprinklers with them (albeit with a broken pinky toe)? But, no, he freaked RIGHT out, screamed, and refused to go through the sprinkler. And, in true jerk fashion, Jeff ran after him with his Super Soaker™.
I really don’t know what to do. I mean, I could just get mad and say “you’re going to have fun, and like it, or I’m gonna beat your ass” in true Appalachian Redneck style, or, I could just let him have fun doing what he wants. Which is troubling, because, what he wants to do is chase the chickens and hug the kittens really tight (not really squeeze, it’s a genuine hug, he just doesn’t realize that it’s too tight).
I don’t know. I’m frustrated, and, well, I don’t know what to do. Plus, my foot hurts and I can’t find a damn job. Which is even more disconcerting.
Ok, now, we all know that I’m a sucker for online tests. So, of course, I took the compatibility tests at true.com. Apparently, I’m compatible with either a bunch of fat, old men, OR, really psycho-looking guys my own age.
So, guess where I’m NEVER going to go looking for guys? That’s right. I mean, I’m pretty sure that my dad would totally kill any guy over the age of 35 who tried to take me on a date, and, well, quite frankly, I’m not too keen on dating psychos.
So, what’s a girl to do?
Nothing for now, MUAHAHAHAHA!!
*edit*
Although, should I ever want to have a career in dominatrix…ing….there are TONS of subservient typed guys in the area. LMAO
damn thing, lost my last post with this in it!
Well, what a silly f’ing question, LMAO. Yumeko (released last week) needs a boy to play with!
He’s going to be a full character, complete with some nice tattoo work, for Hiro 3 from DAZ
Ok, really, when I put in “No Doubt”, I don’t think I want to hear “The Ketchup Song”. And, when I search for “Bjork”, I’m not expecting to hear “Celine Dion”. As a matter of fact, at NO time do I want to hear Ms. Dion. I would rather run a hot poker in one ear and out the other.
However, I am liking some of the new stuff that I’m hearing, which is good. But, the fact that you’re even listing stuff like Destiny’s Child for me (which, by their own right, are a bunch of talented singers, just in no way my style) suggests that either:
- You’re out to insult my intelligence.
- You’re paid to play certain songs.
- You want me to pay so I don’t get the sucktastic music.
- All of the above.
On that note, here’s a pretty boi 
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